Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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