i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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