she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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