I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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