absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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