u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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