Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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