i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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