david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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