He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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