fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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