weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
All the doctor said was why
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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