he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
NoShamevember. You game?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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