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(213): View more from California

she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs

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(813): View more from Florida

i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.

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(631): View more from New York

these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.

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i got hit in the ear.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.

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(646): View more from New York

Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now

(646): View more from New York

Goodbee

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(940): View more from Texas

You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.

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