i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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