he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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