i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
