I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
