Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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