"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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