I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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