Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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