hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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