If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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