Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
sex in a hospital.. check
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
