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We need to get cat food

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Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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(585): View more from New York

Congratulations on your moose knuckle.

(614): View more from Ohio

Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.

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(850): View more from Florida

I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer

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(407): View more from Florida

Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk

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(516): View more from New York

Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."

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