We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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