Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
last night I used snow as a chaser
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
