Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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