Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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