I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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