DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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