I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Panties = found
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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