yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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