she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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