i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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