This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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