My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
another moral hangover. fuck.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
