Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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