The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Randomize
