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(206): View more from Washington

Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.

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(209): View more from California

ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

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(205): View more from Alabama

we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.

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Wow. Its not even 11am.

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(+33): View more from France

Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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(240): View more from Maryland

She's the barista slut.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!

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