so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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