even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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