Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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