come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
handjob tips. give me some.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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