their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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