Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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