He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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