soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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