We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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